Before the mad rush that is the library summer reading program we decided to aggressively weed the fiction collections, a job that may have been a smidge overdue. My criteria began with creating a report of every item that hasn’t circulated in two years. My list was 215 pages long. It quickly became apparent that not only had the collection not been weeded in a long time, it had never EVER been weeded. The following list contains a few “gems” that I found, keep in mind that these books are only the authors with a “B” last name. This list is meant to be funny and maybe a little sad. Enjoy!
The world was a simpler place when this book was published. The names David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson only brought one thing to mind: Baywatch. Now one is more famous for a video of himself eating a cheeseburger and we won’t get into the video that made the other one notorious.
You didn’t hear about Amber?? That’s OK nobody’s heard about this Amber for about 10 years now.
All the cool kids have tattoos especially neck tattoos, but a rabbit tattoo I just don’t think that trend has caught on yet. The rabbit on his neck seems to looking for something and upon closer inspection you can see he is looking for his teeth, which are in the mouth of the kid. Poor artwork, poor book.
There is nothing spectacularly wrong with this book, I mean there’s even a new Indiana Jones movie out. The problem lies when I opened the book up. Our library acquired this book in November of ’81. That is one month after I was born. I’m 28 now, there is just no reason for this book to be on the shelf.
Let’s explore this cover shall we. What is really going on here? From the looks of it, this could be a man soliciting a young boy, the man has his arm outstretched with what I can only imagine is some sort of hard candy, Wherther’s Originals perhaps? But the tag line tells us this the story of “an old man and his garden show a tough kid what survival really means”. Tough kid? Really? What makes him tough: his white tee, his K-Swiss (note the 4 stripes), or those single stripe tube socks? Take your pick.
Young adult walks into the YA section and wants a Judy Blume book, they pick up this book and think “maybe I’ll check this out”. They take one look at the cover and think “then again, maybe I won’t”.